Esther, Yetta, and Sadie were sitting around talking about how much their daughters love them.

Esther says, “My Rhoda loves me so much, she just bought me a fur stole!”

Yetta says, “My Sheila loves me so much, she just paid for me to spend a month in an exclusive hotel in Miami Beach.”

Sadie says, “Yeah, yeah…that’s nice. But my Michelle loves me even more than that. Every week she goes to a fancy Park Avenue therapist and pays him $300 a visit, and all she talks about is me!”