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Jew Haiku

What is a Jew Haiku?



Jew (jōō)

-noun

one of a scattered group of people that traces its descent from the Biblical Hebrews or from postexilic adherents of Judaism; Israelite.

Haiku (hī'kōō)

-noun

1. a major form of Japanese verse, written in 17 syllables divided into 3 lines of 5, 7, and 5 syllables, and employing highly evocative allusions and comparisons, often on the subject of nature or one of the seasons.

2. a poem written in this form.

Jew Haiku (jōō hī'kōō)

-noun

A Jew Haiku is
a Haiku poem or verse
about The Choosen.


Jews on safari

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Jews on safari —
map, compass, elephant gun,
hard sucking candies.

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The same kimono

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The same kimono
the top geishas are wearing:
I got it at Loehmann’s.

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Seven-foot Jews

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Seven-foot Jews in
the NBA slam-dunking!
My alarm clock rings.

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Mom, please!

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Mom, please! There is no
need to put that dinner roll
in your pocketbook.

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The sparkling blue sea

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The sparkling blue sea
reminds me to wait an hour
after my sandwich.

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Aunt Sadie whispers

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Her lips near my ear,
Aunt Sadie whispers the name
of her friend’s disease.

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Gefilte fish

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Lacking fins or tail
the gefilte fish swims with
great difficulty.

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Beyond Valium

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Beyond Valium,
peace is knowing one’s child
is an internist.

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After the warm rain

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After the warm rain
the sweet smell of camellias.
Did you wipe your feet?

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Elijah

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On Passover, we
opened door for Elijah.
Now our cat is gone.

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