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Jew Haiku

What is a Jew Haiku?



Jew (jōō)

-noun

one of a scattered group of people that traces its descent from the Biblical Hebrews or from postexilic adherents of Judaism; Israelite.

Haiku (hī'kōō)

-noun

1. a major form of Japanese verse, written in 17 syllables divided into 3 lines of 5, 7, and 5 syllables, and employing highly evocative allusions and comparisons, often on the subject of nature or one of the seasons.

2. a poem written in this form.

Jew Haiku (jōō hī'kōō)

-noun

A Jew Haiku is
a Haiku poem or verse
about The Choosen.


The sparrow

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The sparrow brings home
too many worms for her young.
“Force yourself,” she chirps.

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Umbilical cord

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“Can’t you just leave it?”
the new Jewish mother asks —
umbilical cord.

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Concert of car horns

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Concert of car horns
as we debate the question
of when to change lanes.

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Today, mild shvitzing

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Today, mild shvitzing.
Tomorrow, so hot you’ll plotz.
Five-day forecast: feh

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Hard to tell under the lights

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Hard to tell under
the lights — white Yarmulke or
male-pattern baldness?

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A lovely nose ring

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A lovely nose ring —
excuse me while I put my
head in the oven.

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One Nobel Prize

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Is one Nobel Prize
so much to ask from a child
after all I’ve done?

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Like a bonsai tree

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Like a bonsai tree,
is your terrible posture
at my dinner table.

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Quietly murmered

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Quietly murmured
at Saturday Synagogue services,
Yanks 5, Red Sox 3.

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Sorry, I’m not home

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Sorry I’m not home
to take your call. At the tone
please state your bad news.

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