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The sparkling blue sea
reminds me to wait an hour
after my sandwich.
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Her lips near my ear,
Aunt Sadie whispers the name
of her friend’s disease.
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Lacking fins or tail
the gefilte fish swims with
great difficulty.
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Beyond Valium,
peace is knowing one’s child
is an internist.
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After the warm rain
the sweet smell of camellias.
Did you wipe your feet?
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On Passover, we
opened door for Elijah.
Now our cat is gone.
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You might be a Gentile if you think shiksa is an electric razor.
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A Gentile doctor says to the Gentile parents of a newborn boy, “I am the doctor who will be circumcising your son.”
In unison the Gentile parents respond, “Okay.”
A Gentile man calls his elderly mother.
He asks, “Mom, I haven’t talked with you in a few weeks. How are you feeling? Do you need anything?”
The elderly Gentile mother responds, “I feel fine. I don’t need anything. Don;t worry abut me. Thanks for calling.”
Two Gentile mothers meet on the street and start talking about children.
The first Gentile mother says to the other, “My son is a construction worker!”
The other Gentile mother responds, “My son is a truck driver!”
Then, at the same time, they both say, “You must be so proud!”