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Hard to tell under
the lights — white Yarmulke or
male-pattern baldness?
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A lovely nose ring —
excuse me while I put my
head in the oven.
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Is one Nobel Prize
so much to ask from a child
after all I’ve done?
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Like a bonsai tree,
is your terrible posture
at my dinner table.
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Quietly murmured
at Saturday Synagogue services,
Yanks 5, Red Sox 3.
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Sorry I’m not home
to take your call. At the tone
please state your bad news.
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Jews on safari —
map, compass, elephant gun,
hard sucking candies.
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The same kimono
the top geishas are wearing:
I got it at Loehmann’s.
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Seven-foot Jews in
the NBA slam-dunking!
My alarm clock rings.
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Mom, please! There is no
need to put that dinner roll
in your pocketbook.