One day a Jewish man wakes up late for a new job interview. He quickly takes a shower, eats breakfast, and gets into his car. When he finally gets there, he can’t find any parking places. He looks and looks, but he just doesn’t find one.

Finally he prays to God and says, “God if you find me a parking spot, I’ll go to synagogue every Saturday morning and I will never lie again.”

Two minutes later, he finds a parking spot out of the blue and says, “Never mind God. I found one!”