A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi are discussing what they want people to say when their bodies are displayed in open caskets after they die.

The Priest says he would like someone to say, “He was a righteous man, an honest man, and very generous.”

The Minister says he would like someone to say, “He was very kind and fair, and he was very good to his parishioners.”

The Rabbi says he would want someone to say, “OH LOOK! HE’S MOVING!”